BIG DOG THOUGHT I WAS BACON!!!

I know this will be a surprise to everyone BUT I WAS RIGHT!!! The dogs know it's not bacon and they are PISSED!!! I was almost eaten by one tonight. He was hiding in the darkness and waited for me and sarah to get close enough to devour. When we entered his domain he leaped out in front of us teeth bared. He only spoke dog but I could hear his soul speaking the words he so desperatly wanted to say. His soul Screamed "WHERE IS MY BACON!!! I KNOW IT'S NOT BACON SO WHERE IS THE BACON" Me and Sarah leaped back and screamed "WE DON'T HAVE YOUR FREAKIN BACON!" He was having none of it and started to close the gap. I cleverly stepped out of his yard hoping there was an invisible fence to stop him......There wasn't so Sarah had to think of a plan. She thought up a brilliant one. SHE DECIDED TO KICK HIM IN THE HEAD! "How clever!" I proclaimed. BUT I felt sympathing for the lab, mainly because he reminded me of chocolate cuz he was a chocolate lab.....I likes chocolate...... So I blinded him with me flashlight causing him to back up and we made our escape without Sarah having to punish the Chocolate.....END

This was a True story.....Well okay it was based on a true story..... IN THE REAL STORY SARAH SAW A COUGAR!!! ....or a fox on steriods.....or.....big.....foot??? if he was a cougar? or Gazelles....Oh hell who gave me this computer and who gave me a blog........