TODAY i HAD BACON

Non-sense Because no one will read this anyway :)
Some people say dogs don't know it's not bacon but the thing is they do. People how many times do I have to tell you DOGS DO KNOW IT'S NOT BACON. We should unite to form a group who makes sure dogs get the real stuff. You know the stuff we get from fatting up the ever so delious porky pig and then slaughtering him to make numerous different tasty meats INCLUDING BACON! except hog dogs....hot dogs don't come from pigs...or cows..I think I'd even be okay if it was actual dog meat...but it's not even that...we know those are made from smaller animals....with more than four legs.......and beaks....flipper..claws.....gross....I digress

Actaully forget the dogs getting bacon lets just all not eat hog dogs :)